I Want To Be...

	Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children
	in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

	Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"

	Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"

	"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed.

	Sister Catherine breathed a sigh of relief and said
	"Whew!  Thank God!  I thought you said 'A Protestant'!"

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