Crime in Israel

		A Jewish woman emigrated to Israel. After settling in, she 
		took a bus ride. On the bus, a man grabbed her purse and ran 
		off, out into the street. "Oy," she screamed. "I come to Israel, 
		to get away from crime in America, and they steal my purse!"
		The bus driver asked whether the thief was a Jew or an Arab. 
		"He had a yarmulke on!" she replied.
		"Well lady," the bus driver said. "Don't worry about your 
		purse - it's in Jewish hands!"

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