Imaginary World vs. College
In an imaginary world, holding hands is the first sign of true love, in
college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.
In an imaginary world even gorgeous guys are nice. In college, cute guys
are asses, unattractive men are desparate, and nice guys finish last.
In an imaginary world the guy might call you the day after. In college,
you're lucky if he acknowledges your presence when you walk by.
In an imaginary world, "I really like spending time with you" and "you're
cool" mean I REALLY like spending time with you and you ARE cool. In
college, it means "will you sleep with me?"
In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and
the beginning of a relationship. In college, it means somebody's horny.