Imaginary World vs. College

	In an imaginary world, holding hands is the first sign of true love, in
	college it means someone  is too drunk to stand on their own.
	In an imaginary world even gorgeous guys are nice. In college, cute guys
	are asses, unattractive men are desparate, and nice guys finish last.
	In an imaginary world the guy might call you the day after. In college,
	you're lucky if he acknowledges your presence when you walk by.
	In an imaginary world, "I really like spending time with you" and "you're 
	cool" mean I REALLY like spending time with you and you  ARE cool.  In 
	college, it means "will you sleep with me?"
	In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of sexual tension and
	the beginning of a relationship.  In college, it means somebody's horny.

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