It Hurts All Over

  	A guy went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere 
	I touch it hurts."

    	The doctor said, "OK.  Touch your elbow."

    	The guy touched his elbow and winced in genuine pain.  The doctor,
	surprised, said, "Touch your head."

    	The guy touched his head and jumped in agony.  The doctor asked him to 
	touch his knee and the same thing happened.  Everywhere the guy touched 
	he hurts like hell.  The doctor is stumped and orders a complete 
	examination with X-rays, etc. and told the guy to come back in two days.

    	Two days later the guy came back and the doctor said, "We've found
	your problem."

    	"Oh yeah? What is it?"

    	"You've broken your finger!"

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