HIS and HERS Road Trip


	HERS:
	
	  1.  Pulls off at wrong exit.
	  2.  opens window
	  3.  asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
	  4.  Arrives at destination presently.

	HIS:

	 1.  Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the 
	     correct one.
	 2.  Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
	 3.  Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
	 4.  finally rolls down window
	 5.  hocks a loogie
	 6.  pulls up to a 7 -11
	 7.  gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
	 8.  Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the 
	     highway.
	 9.  Gets back into car.
	10.  farts
	11.  after he closes the door.
	12.  laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away
	     from the 7-11.
	13.  Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this 
	     is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
	14.  almost hits a deer
	15.  curses the night
	16.  curses you
	17.  curses the large slurpee
	18.  stops by the side of the road
	19   takes a leak
	20.  still taking a leak.
	21.  almost done
	22.  I think.	
	23.  returns to car
	24.  Drives and fiddles with radio.
	25.  yells at you for suggesting the map again
	26.  admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's
	     anyway.
	27.  He hates your sister.
	28.  Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
	29.  He had to look up pernicious.
	30.  Couldn't find a dictionary.
	31.  finally found a dictionary
	32.  Couldn't spell pernicious.
	33.  seethes at the memory of it all
	34.  But she is laughing inside...
	35.  And of course you're still lost.






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