Heavenly HMO


	Three health care professionals find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
	Saint Peter asks the first, "Why do you belong here?"

	The first replies, "I was a great surgeon. I have saved countless
	lives."

	"Welcome," says Saint Peter, "We've been expecting you."

	Saint Peter then asks the second, "Why do you belong here?"
	
	The second answers, "I was a family practitioner.  I treated young and
	old alike.  I made them well again."

	"Welcome," says Saint Peter, "We've been expecting you."

	Finally, Saint Peter asks the third, "Why do you belong here?"

	The third says, "I ran an HMO.  I helped pay for thousands to receive
	medical care."

	"Okay," replies Saint Peter, "But you can only stay a day and a half."







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