Hadassah in the Afterlife
A tour bus with 30 Hadassah ladies aboard turned over and all were speedily
dispatched to heaven. On their arival one of the admitting angels wouldn't let
them in. He told them that the admitting computers were down so they would
just have to wait.
At that moment G-D intervened and said that he would speak to Satan to see if
they could be temporarily housed in his domain until they could correct the
computer error. Sure enough room was found and they all went down to their new
A few hours later G-d receives an urgent telephone call from Satan who tells
him that he must take the Hadassah woman off his hands. "What's the problem?"
Satan replies, "These Hadassah women are ruining my set-up. They have been down
here only a few hours and already they have raised $100,000 for a new air