Graduate Life

	A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city
	park and they find an antique oil lamp.  They rub it and a Genie comes
	out in a puff of smoke.
	The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of
	you just one."
	"Me first!  Me first!" says the grad student.  "I want to be in the
	Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes
	topless."  Poof!  He's gone.
	"Me next!  Me next!" says the post-doc.  "I want to be in Hawaii,
	relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a
	Mai Tai on the other."  Poof!  He's gone.

	"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

	The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."

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