Feminist Agenda

Author Unknown

	As you all know, we have a heck of a time keeping track of the feminist
	agenda. I know I keep losing it. Evidently I didn't read it very well 
	because Pat Robertson was quoted as saying it is in the agenda that we 
	leave our husbands, kill our children, and become lesbians. My husband 
	will be a little bummed about the lesbian part, but it does make sense 
	about why I never have seen any children around the house. I don't ever 
	remember reading that part, but why would Pat Robertson lie? 

	Anyway, here's our new agenda. 

		0800 - 0815 Introduction, Opening Remarks 
		0815 - 0915 Plot to Overthrow World Leadership 
		0915 - 0930 BREAK - Coffee and donuts 
		0930 - 1030 Undermine World Religions 
		1030 - 1200 General Attacks on the Institution of the 
				American Family 
		1200 - 1300 Catered Lunch and Fashion Show 
		1300 - 1330 Plot to Remove All Men From The World 
		1330 - 1400 BREAK - Cake and Champagne 
		1400 - 1500 Leave Husbands (If Applicable) 
		1500 - 1530 Kill Children 
		1530 - 1700 Become Lesbian 
		1730+ Evening Mixer; Open Bar 

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