Fainting Spell

  	It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy 
	intersection.  Traffic quickly piled up in all directions while a
	woman rushed to help him.  When she knelt down to loosen his collar, 
	a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all 
	right honey, I've had a course in first aid."

        The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and 
	prepared to administer artificial respiration.  At this point she
	tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about
	calling a doctor, I'm already here."