Armageddon comes. 

	G-d looks over the millions of people and says "Welcome to Heaven.  I 
	want the women to go with Saint Peter, and the men to form two lines. 
	Make one line of the men that dominated their women on earth, and the 
	other of men who were dominated by their women." 
	There's much movement, but eventually the women are gone and there 
	are two lines.   The line of the men that were dominated is 100 miles 
	long.  The line of men that dominated women has only one man. 
	G-d gets angry and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.  I 
	created you in my image and you were all dominated by your mates.   Look 
	at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from 
	He turns to the man and says, "Tell them, my son. How did you manage 
	to be the only one on that line?" 
	The man says, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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