How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb


	ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it?

	DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of lightbulb and find a
		more efficient form of lighting--perhaps a fluorescent bulb.

	AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just *try* to convince them that the
		burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

	JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep
		arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be 
		done!

	BULLDOG: Just one. But it takes them three years to do it.

	POMERANIANS don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will 
		get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.

	PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is
		that OK with you?

	LABORADOR RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole 
		lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid 
		burned-out light bulb?

	AFGHAN: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

	~CAT: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.~

	SHIBA-INU: Zero! Shibas aren't afraid of the dark!

	SCHIPPERKE: It's your lightbulb - change it yourself.  Unless... is there food 
		involved??

	POODLE: Sorry, Just had my nails done

	BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get?

	WEIMARANER: Light bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHTBULB??

	LAB: Why change it? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.

	BASENJI: LIGHTBULB?? We don't change no steenking lightbulbs!!

	MALAMUTE: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.

	BOXER: If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off
		the chair...

	AMERICAN BULLDOG: One: JUMP,remove bulb, land. JUMP, replace bulb, land. 
		Two: What lightbulb? So? We can play in the dark.

	GOLDEN RETRIEVER: "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first 
		can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee - and then I want 
		to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with 
		my sad eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself - you didn't 
		have to do that - but I looooove you so much for being my friend and 
		doing that."

	DALMATIAN: Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.

	ROTTWEILER: I'll change the light bulb if I can eat the old one.

	CORGI: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

	SPRINGER: Lightbulb? Lightbulb?  That thing I just ate was a lightbulb?

	STANDARD POODLE: None. Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out. 
		Then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.

	BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.

	WOLFDOG: Let me see that light bulb, anyway. What's it made of, what's inside of 
		it, what will happen if I drop it. I might change it, but let me think 
		about it.  You're not trying to tell me what to do, are you? Hey, I just 
		had a great idea.  I think I'll change that light bulb!

	GERMAN SHEPHERD: "I'm kinda busy right now! I have to chase the cat, protect the 
		kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap.  I'll add the 
		lightbulb to my 'to do' list..."

	DACHSHUND: Well, first get me a ladder and a treat... no, you took too long. I 
		want TWO treats and I'll do it... No, not that treat, the other kind. 
		Geez... do I have to do everything? (of course, followed by "the look".)

	IRISH SETTER: It only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb.

	PIT BULL TERRIER: Jump and take hold of old light bulb.  Now, let go of old light 
		bulb... I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB. Please?? Let go of the light bulb??

	GOOD OL' SOUTHERN HOUND DOG:  Huh????






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