Doctors Out Hunting

	Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group 
	were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a 
	pathologist.  After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first 
	to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. 

	"I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to 
	get a second opinion."  And of course by that time, the bird was 
	long gone. 

	Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the 
	pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure 
	if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have 
	babies.  "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered,
	as the creature made good its escape. 

	Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. 
	Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended 
	prey's identity.  

	"Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The 
	fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this 
	Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's 
	weapon pointed skywards.  BOOM!!  The surgeon lowered his 
	smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist 
	beside him. 
	"Go see if that was a duck, will you?"

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