More Differences Between Men and Women

	Even though we can now explain differences between men and women's 
	social conducts genetically (that's the best excuse I've heard for years), 
	several facts remain puzzling and distinguished professors in the field 
	think answer may be a few centuries away yet... for instance, can you 
	explain why, 


	Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light a barbecue. 
 	Men drive to a party, women drive back. 

     	Heterosexual women are not frightened of lesbians, whereas heterosexual 
	men are terrified of homosexuals - once they are pointed out to them, 
	by women. 
	Men have flu, women have colds. 
	Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that 
	they cannot be removed at all. 
	Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: e.g. drink a cup of coffee. 
     	In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the 
	children's sandwiches, organize the window cleaner, phone the office, dress 
	the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.  Women 
	have not yet realised this is an evolutionary disadvantage. 
	Men warm their posteriors at the fire, women do not. 

	Women's posteriors enable them to sit comfortably on the floor, men's do not. 
	A man who regularly visits his mother is a mummy's boy. A women who does the 
	same is a good daughter. 
	A man who has no difficulty in undressing an adult women will nevertheless 
	prove incapable of fitting a small child into a baby gown. 
	A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man 
	believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large stereo. 
	Exactly the same haircut will cost $30 more for a woman than it will for a man. 

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