Daddy, What's Sex?
An 8 year old girl goes to her dad who is working in the yard
and asks, "Daddy, what's sex"?
The father is surprised that she would ask such a question,
but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question,
then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He tells her about the birds and the bees; the egg and the
sperm; and the male and female. When he has finished
explaining, the little girl is looking at him with her
mouth opened, so the father asks her, "why did you ask this
The little girl explains that "Mom told me to tell you that
dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs".