Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

	10.  Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop
		and ask for directions.

	9.  You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for
		unchaperoned car dates.  Won't that be fun?

	8.  I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours"
		attitude.  ...I like that.

	7.  Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

	6.  What do you mean you wanna play football?  Figure skating not
		good enough for you, son?

	5.  Your Mother and I are going away for the might
		want to consider throwing a party.

	4.  Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car.  Probably one of
		those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or
		something.  Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he

	3.  No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an
		earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

	2.  Whaddya wanna go and get a job for?  I make plenty of money for
		you to spend. And the number one thing you'll never hear a Dad say...

	1.  Father's Day?  aahh -- don't worry about that --it's no big
		deal. (Okay, they might say it, but they don't mean it.   :)

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