Remember When ...



	A computer was something on TV 
	from a science fiction show, 
	A window was something you hated to clean... 
	and Ram was the cousin of a goat.. 
	A byte was something you took when you ate, 
	Meg was the name of my honey.... 
	Hardware was used to lock a door... 
	Gig was a muscian's job for money. 
	An application was for employment, 
	A program was a TV show.... 
	A cursor used profanity, 
	A keyboard was a piano..... 
	Compress was something you did to garbage, 
	Not something you did to a file... 
	And if you unzipped anything in public 
	You'd be in jail for a while. 
	Log on was adding wood to a fire, 
	Hard drive was a long trip on the road. 
	A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.... 
	A backup happened to your commode.
	Cut you did with a pocket knife, 
	Paste you did with glue.... 
	A web was a spider's home 
	And a virus was the flu. 
	I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper 
	and the memory in my head.... 
	I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash... 
	But when it happens they'll wish they were dead.... 
	






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