Dad's Surprise Visit

	A father, passing thru the son's college town late one night on a
	business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy.
	Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door. After
	several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second
	floor window. "Whattya want?" "Does Jimmy Duncan live here ?" asked
	the father. 

	"Yeah!" replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch and we'll take
	care of him in the morning."

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