Nixon and Clinton Compared



		Major Scandal during their presidency....
		     Nixon: Watergate
		     Clinton: Waterbed

		The President's biggest fear....
		     Nixon:  The Cold War
		     Clinton:  The Cold Sore

		Complaints toward the President.....
		     Nixon:  Carpet-Bombing
		     Clinton:  Carpet-Burns

		Their Vice-Presidents...
		     Nixon:  His was Greek
		     Clinton: His is a Geek.

		Presidential qualities.....
		     Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
		     Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

		Things the President couldn't explain....
		     Nixon:  The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
		     Clinton:  The 36D bra in his briefcase

		Presidential Nicknames....
		     Nixon: Tricky Dick
		     Clinton: Slick Willy

		and finally, Presidential excuses....
		     Nixon: I am not a crook
		     Clinton: I didn't get in her nook







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