Hanukkah Harry
&
Herman the Hanukkah Candle



You better watch out, 
you better not kvetch,  
Because if you do, you're gonna get petch -  
Hanukkah Harry's coming to town.

He's making a list, 
achat shtayim, 
Of who will end up in Yerushalayim - 
Hanukkah Harry's coming to town.

He sees you when you say Shema And when you start your day, He knows if
you've been bad or good So be good, or else Oy Vey!

You better watch out, you better not kvetch, Because if you do, you're gonna
get petch - Hanukkah Harry's coming to town.

---

Herman the Hanukkah Candle
Had a very Shiny Light
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it was bright

All of the other candles  Used to laugh and call him names  They never let
poor Herman  Join in any Hanukkah Games

Then one foggy Hannukah eve
The Rabbi came to say
"Herman with your Light so bright
Won't you lead our service tonight"

Then all the candles loved him  As they shouted out with Glee  Herman the
Hanukkah candle  You'll go down in History!







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