Catholic Conversion


 	A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood.   Every Friday the 
	Catholics go crazy because, while they're morosely eating fish, the 
	Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on the Jew 
	to convert him.
 
 	Finally,  by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeed.  They take 
	the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and intones:
			      ....."Born a Jew
			      ......Raised a Jew
			      ......Now a Catholic."

 
 	The Catholics are ecstatic.  No more delicious, but maddening smells 
	every Friday evening.  But the next Friday evening, the scent of 
	barbecue wafts through the neighborhood.  The Catholics all rush to 
	the Jew's house to remind him of his new diet.  They see him standing 
	over the cooking steak.   He is sprinkling water on the meat and 
	saying:
			      ....."Born a cow
			      ......Raised a cow
			      ......Now a fish."






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