Plot Resolution

	Two people had a dispute over a particular burial plot.  Each one 
	claimed the piece of land for himself.  The men presented their
	arguments to the rabbi, and left the final decision up to him.  

	After a while, the rabbi said to them, "It is a very difficult case.  
	Each one of you has very good arguments.  Thus, I decree that whoever 
	dies first will have the right to this burial place".  

	From then on, they stopped fighting ...

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