How to Tell a Businessman from a Businesswoman


	A businessman is aggressive; a businesswoman is pushy. 

	A businessman is good on details; she is picky. 

	He loses his temper because he's so involved in his job; she is bitchy. 

	When he is depressed (or hung-over), everyone tiptoes past his office; she is
	moody, so it must be her time of the month. 

	He follows through; she doesn't know when to quit. 
	
	He's confident; she's conceited. 
	
	He stands firm; she's impossible to deal with. 
	
	He is firm; she is hard. 
	
	His judgments are her prejudices. 
	
	He drinks because of the excessive job pressure; she's a lush. 
	
	He isn't afraid to say what he thinks; she's mouthy. 
	
	He's close-mouthed; she's secretive. 
	
	He climbed the ladder to success; she slept her way to the top. 
	
	He is a stern taskmaster; she's hard to work for. 
	
	He is witty; she is sarcastic. 
	
	




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