Biology Pun


	Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped.  He'd spent months
	studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp.  The population,
	despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming
	rate.  Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to
	see if anyone there might be able to help.  Tom Trom looked into the
	problem, and came up with a solution.  The little frogs had succumbed to
	a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled
	long enough to reproduce.  Trom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a
	dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.


   	"You mean?.... " Jim said when told.


   	"Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."






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