Beware of Dog


	Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign
	saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.  Inside he 
	noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the 
	cash register.
	
	He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to
	beware of?"

	"Yep, that's him," he replied.

	The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look
	like a dangerous dog to me.  Why in the world would you post that sign?"

	"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
	tripping over him."







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