Modern Automobile Advances

		I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 

		"Do you need  some help?" I asked. 

		She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this 
		remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think 
		they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a 
		battery for this?" 

		"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. 

		"No, just this remote 'thingy,'" she answered, handing it and 
		the car keys to me. 

		As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 
		"Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries ...
		it's a long walk."

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