Suffering from a bad case of the flu, a man phoned his doctor for to get 
	an appointment.

	When he was told scheduled date of the appointment, he became outraged 
	and bellowed, "Three weeks? The doctor can't see me for three weeks? I 
	could well be dead by then!"  

	Calmly, the receptionist replied, "If so, would you have your wife call 
	to cancel the appointment?"

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