Anyone Up There?




 	A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery
 	when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and
 	started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a
 	limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff.
 	Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet
 	down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the
 	canyon below. If he should slip again he'd plummet to his death. Full
 	of fear, he cries out, "Help me!" But there was no answer. Again and
 	again he cried out but to no avail.

 	Finally he yelled, "Is anybody up there?"

 	A deep voice replied, "Yes, I'm up here."

 	"Who is it?"

 	"It's the L-rd"

 	"Can you help me?"

 	"Yes, I can help."

 	"Help me!"

 	"Let go."

 	Looking around the man became full of panic. "What?!?!"

 	"Let go. I will catch you."

 	"Uh... Is there anybody else up there?"








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