Another Flood

   	A new flood is foretold and nothing can be done to prevent it; 
	in three days the waters will wipe out the world.
	The leader of Buddhism appears on TV and pleads with everyone 
	to become a Buddhist; that way, they will at least find salvation 
	in heaven.
	The Pope goes on TV with a similar message: "It is still not too 
	late to accept Jesus," he says.
	The Chief Rabbi of Israel takes a slightly different approach: 
	"We have three days to learn how to live under water."

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