Marrying into a Jewish Family

	Disadvantage - Your Christmas tree decorations will gather dust in 
		       their boxes.
	Advantage -    You won't have to vacuum up dry pine needles and clog 
		       the vacuum cleaner.

	Disadvantage - You'll need to keep a straight face when someone 
		       orders a Virgin Margarita.
	Advantage -    Your spouse won't die of cirrhosis.

	Disadvantage - You'll have to sell your archery set.
	Advantage -    You won't shoot an arrow into your neighbor's cat (or 
		       is that a disadvantage?).

	Disadvantage - You'll never have a family member who can fix your 
	Advantage -    You won't have to look at tatoos.

	Disadvantage - No one in the family will have 5 beers with you when 
		       the Yankees win the pennant.
	Advantage -    There will always be plenty of sweaters in the house.

	Disadvantage - Used clothing stores will not be the first choice when
	               seeking birthday presents for your nephews or nieces.
	Advantage -    No one will give your son or daughter an ant farm.

	Disadvantage - Heavy cream will be a thing of the past.
	Advantage -    You won't have to specify "diet"  when you ask for a 
	    	       soda in a family member's house.

	Disadvantage - You won't have to color Easter eggs.
	Advantage -    After awhile, you will learn how to pronounce "Challah" 
		       without anyone laughing at you.

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