Chain Letter for Women Only
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of
bringing relief to other tired, discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost you anything. Just
send a copy of this letter to twelve of your friends who are equally
frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or partner, send him to the
woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to
the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list
you will receive 16,877 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a
lot better than the one you already have.
Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain, and got the old
son-of-a-bitch back again.
At this writing, a friend of mine already received 384 men. They
buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers to get the smile
off her face, and two days to get her legs together, so they could
close the coffin.
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