Where Are We Now?

A honeymooning couple was passing through Louisiana.  When they were
approaching Lafayette, they started arguing about the pronunciation of
the town.  They argued back and forth until they got to the town, where
they decided to stop for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, the man said, "Before we order, could you
please settle an argument for us.   Would you very slowly pronounce
where we are".

The guy behind the corner leaned over and said, "Burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr
Kiiiiing"