Verbose Writing


	The following letter was found at my school; in the interest of not
	making our state look any worse, I have deleted proper names and
	replaced them with aliases in parentheses.  Except for that, what
	you see is an exact reproduction ...

	    Dear (Faculty Member):

	    We are writing about a male or female musician, we have a
	    piano in our church, we have church on 1st. and 3rd Sunday,
	    we practice twice a month.  We are looking for someone can
	    go off with us, come and practice with us.  We are located	
	    in (Town, State). about 20 miles from (you), our pastor is
	    Rev. (Name), president of the choir is Decon (Name).  If you
	    are concerned please contact us.
 






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