Torah Definitions

 The following definition I dedicate to the new breed of idealistic
 Torah scholars who are trying too hard to make their mark on the
 world, and giving Torah a bad name in the process (no names will be
 provided upon request).

 Halakha-kaka: noun. The apparently erudite application of Halakha to a
 global problem whose complexity enhances the lack of grasp the
 pronouncer has upon the real issues, halakhic accumen notwithstanding.

 Consolation: Don't be so quick to fix something before understanding
 fully how it is broken. Torah isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

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