Testing Windshields
The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on
airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and
shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the aircraft normally flies at
it. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real
collision with a bird during flight. The British had recently built a
new locomotive that could pull a train faster than any before it. They
were not sure that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the
testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the maximum speed
of the locomotive, loaded in a dead chicken, and fired. The bird went
through the windshield, broke the engineer's chair, and made a major
dent in the back wall of the engine cab. They were quite surprised with
this result, so they asked the FAA to check the test to see if
everything was done correctly. The FAA checked everything and suggested
that they might want to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.
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