This is a test message. Had it been an actual message, it would've made sense.
DISCLAIMER: This e-mail message reflects the thoughts, opinions, ideas,
and body odor of myself; it does not reflect the thoughts, opinions,
ideas, and/or body odor of my company, my friends, my wife, my two sons,
my fish, my roses, my dog, or my trash. All rights reserved, all lefts
reserved. This message is subject to change without notice. Some bits
may or may not be slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to
actual e-mail, programs or lizards, either running or hung, is
unintentional and purely coincidental. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low
heat. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. No substitutions allowed. For
a limited time only. Type hard, you are making five copies. This
message is a void pointer to null where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise
restricted. Ideas and concepts are provided "as is" without any
warranties expressed or implied. User assumes full liabilities. Not
liable for damages due to use or misuse or inability to understand. An
equal opportunity electron employer. No shirt, no shoes, no software.
Quantities are limited while supplies last. Quality and your mileage may
vary. Since e-mail is hand-crafted, there will be slight differences in
each object. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them
yourself, but return to an authorized service center. No Parking. No
Standing. No Spitting. Post no Bills. Parental Advisory - explicit
source code. No one under 17 admitted. Keep away from sunlight, pets,
and small children. Limit one per family. No money down. No purchase
necessary. Cache and carry. You do not need to be present to win.
Some assembly and C++ required. Batteries not included. Action figures
sold separately. Take a number please. Preservatives added to improve
freshness. Safety goggles must be worn at all times. Hard hat area.
Sealed for your protection. Call before you dig. EXTERN use only. If
a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and
consult your magic eight ball. Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid
extreme temperatures. Store in a cool dry place. Refrigerate after
opening. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid
contact with eyes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above
120 degrees Fahrenheit. If this message begins to smoke, run, do not
walk, towards the nearest exit. Do not place near any magnetic source.
Printing, shredding and then smoking this message may be hazardous to
your health. You are not in Kansas any more. Code used in this e-mail
was made from 100% recycled electrons. Prosecutors will be violated.
No animals were used to test the deliverability of this message. No
extra salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do
not induce vomiting. If symptoms persist, delete yourself immediately.
If you suspect an overloaded operator, destroy immediately. Constantly
volatile when exposed to static pointers. There is no parking in the
red zone. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Slightly higher
outside of the continental US. Allow four to six seconds for delivery.
The white zone is for immediate passenger loading and unloading only.
Motor vehicles only. Actually, I am a mouse in the middle of an
incredibly complicated plot to take over the world. This disclaimer does
not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, volcanic eruption, earthquake,
flood, or any other natural disaster, misuse, neglect, repair, attempted
modification, bugs in the code, damage from improper installation,
incorrect line voltage, cosmic rays, missing or altered serial numbers,
sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, and
incidents related to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle
accidents, leaky roof, alien attack, broken glass, falling rocks, mud
slides, forest fire, flying squirrels, verbal assaults, or house arrest.
Other restrictions may apply. Do not insert orally.
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