World Famous Souther Talk

Become a Native Southerner

How to Talk Native Southern in One Easy Lesson

	Aig - what a hen lays                    
	Aints - He's got aints in his paints
	Paints - what cha put on your laigs of a mornin
	Arn - Ma's tard of arnin                 
	Bag - He bagged her to marry him          
	Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence              
	Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.
	Bub - the light bub burned out           
	Cheer - what you set in                 
	Crick - a small stream                    	
	Clum - he sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon
	Chiny - country over in Asia
	Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes
	Core - He got hisself a new Ford core     
	Cyow - Animal on Farm                     
	Deppity - He helps out the shurf          
	Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt 
	Dainz - Satidy night social               
	Ellum - A graceful tree                  
	Fanger - what you put your rang on
	Faince - Whats round the hawg lot
	Far - what get the brandin arn hot
	Furred - He got furred from his job      
	Flar - a rose is a purdy flar            
	Frash - them aigs ain't frash            
	Furiners - All non-'bamans        
	Further - hits ten miles further to town  
	Grain - She was grain with envy    
	Gully Worsher - a medium heavy rain       
	Hail - where bad folks go                 
	Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in
			his mouth. 
	Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n           
	Hilbilly - People in the next county      
	Hollar - whats between the hills         
	Hard- got a brend new hard 
	hand Tar - his core blew a tar                
	Laymun - a sour fruit                            
	Laig - Most folks have two of them        
	Lather - what you climb up 
	Liberry - where you go to check out books for larnin 
	Mailk - what you get from cyows             
	Mere - what you see your self in         
	Minners - Live bait 
	Misrus - Married Woman 
	Nar - Opposite of wide 
	Nayk - Your head sets on it 
	Nup - NO 
	Orrel - Them hinges need orrel 
	Ormy - What the sojers go in 
	Pank - a light red color 
	Parch - sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow 
	Petition - What separate the rooms 
	Poke - a paper bag or sack 
	Pokey - what the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in 
	Poke Salit -a green vegetable 
	Pop - a soft drink 
	Puppet - what the preacher is in 
	Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher 
	Purt near - almost; he purt near caught that greased pig 
	Rang - you wear it on your fanger 
	Rut - that there tree sure has long ruts 
	Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town 
	Rainch - A big cow farm 
	Rat - Do it rat now! 
	Rench - rench the soap yourself 
	Roont - She plum roont her shoes 
	Salary - A stringy vegetable 
	Soardeens - small canned fish 
	Shar - A light rain 
	Sprang - Water out'n the ground 
	Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail
	Storch - this here aprn has to much storch in it 
	Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death 
	Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart 
	Tho -tho me the ball 
	Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat 
	Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody 
	War - a bobbed war fance 
	Worsh - go worsh your face 
	Warter - what you worsh your face in 
	Yurp - a continent overseas

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