Synagogue Seating Request Form



     During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern over 
     the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you 
     in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following 
     questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible:

1. I would prefer to sit in the 

     ___ Talking section 
     ___ No talking section 

2. If talking, which sub-category do you prefer? 

     ___ Stock market                  ___ My neighbors
     ___ Sports                        ___ My relatives
     ___ Medicine                      ___ The rabbi
     ___ General gossip                ___ The cantor
     ___ Specific gossip               ___ The gabbai
     ___ Fashion news     	       ___ The Prime Minister
     ___ Sex
           specify __________________


3. Which of the following would you like to be near so that for free
   professional advice:

     ___ Lawyer                        ___ Accountant
     ___ Doctor                        ___ Stockbroker
     ___ Chiropractor                  ___ Real estate agent
     ___ Sexologist                    ___ Dentist


3. I want a seat located 

     ___ near my in-laws 		___ near the pulpit
     ___ far from my in-laws 		___ near the Kiddush table
     ___ far from my ex-in-laws 	___ near the exit



4. I wish to be seated in a seat where:

     ___ I can see my spouse over the mechitza
     ___ I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza
     ___ I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza
     ___ My spouse cannot see me seeing my friend's spouse over the mechitza
     ___ No one on the bimah can see me talking during services
     ___ I can sleep during services
     ___ I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]

     Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:

     ___________________________

     ___________________________

     ___________________________


     Your name: __________________________

     Phone number: _______________








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