Star Wars Astrology

 
 ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
   Star Wars Character : The Emperor
   The Emperor has demonstrated his liking to inflict pain on people just
   as people born under the sign Aries often do. He feels he is at the
   center of the universe and he must be in control. He enjoys being a
   leader and his aggression and quick-tempered attitude also helps him
   with this.
 
 
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 TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
   Star Wars Character : Chewbacca
   Chewbacca is a dependable creature but he can tend to be stubborn.
   He likes material possessions and loves to win at games. He tends to
   hate being bossed around or losing and he may succomb to his physical
   strength when upset.
 
 
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 GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
   Star Wars Character : Ewok
   Ewoks are playful little creatures as are Gemini's. They tend to be
   extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having short
   attention spans. For the most part they are charming and lovable
   beings but they can seem scattered and high-strung at times.
 
 
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 CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
   Star Wars Character : Luke Skywalker
   Luke seemed to be somewhat whinny sometimes but he eventually
   developed the thick hard shell of a cancer. He is strong willed and
   persistent to get what he wants. He never shys away from a fight at
   the first sign of danger. Not to mention he began to master the element
   of mind manipulation.
 
 
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 LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
   Star Wars Character : Princess Leia
   Leia adds a whole new meaning to high self-assurance which is
   evident in Leos. She is a nurturing person with great physical strength.
   Like many Leos she will see that her mission for good is completed and
   she is very optimistic about the outcome.
 
 
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 VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
   Star Wars Character : C3P0
   C3P0 shows his efficiency when working for a good caused but he
   tends to be a little bit fussy when it comes to doing something out of
   the  ordinary. Like many Virgos he wants to stay out of the spotlight
   and he does well at picking up minute details.
 
 
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 LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
   Star Wars Character : "Obi Wan" Kenobie
   As always Obi Wan continues forward in his pursuit of justice and he is
   determined to succeed. He conveys his art of persuasion through the
   force. He displays his supreme intelligence and is very talented in
   obtaining balance between himself and his surroundings.
 
 
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 SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
   Star Wars Character : Han Solo
   Han is a powerful character. He also tends to be possessive and lusty
   which would explain Han's greedy nature. He feels threatened by Leia's
   attempt to order him around which displays the disliking scorpios have
   for people who try to control them. He is often prone to suspicion and
   jealousy as seen in the empire strikes back. However, his resilience and
   passion lead him to get what he wants.
 
 
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 SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
  Star Wars Character : Yoda
   Yoda is superbly wise and he has been known to spread this wisdom
   widely. He seems to be impatient and pushy when people take his
   teachings too lightly. As always his philosophical side always peeks
   through.
 
 
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 CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
   Star Wars Character : R2D2
   R2's ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach their goals/destination.
   He is a very loyal, sometimes going to great lengths to help someone
   out. He is a very social unit winning the hearts of many with his cute
   personality.
 
 
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 AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
   Star Wars Character : Darth Vader
   Vader can be cruel and torment people who disagree with him but deep
   down there is a peace-loving, friendly side to him. He has a knack for
   inflicting pain on people and he uses his intellect during battle.
 
 
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 PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
   Star Wars Character : Lando
   Lando is the typical character with his head in the clouds. He is
   self-sacrificing but may be too passive to stand up to Vader. He
   became fairly pessimistic when put under pressure. He also poses as
   a chameleon wanting to change his scenery on occasion.




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