Sunless in Binghamton

	What do you call two straight days of rain in Binghamton?
	A weekend.

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	It only rains twice a year in Binghamton: August to April and May to  
	July.

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	What do you call two weeks of rain in Binghamton?
	Indian summer.
	
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	What does daylight-saving time mean in Binghamton?
	An extra hour of rain.
	
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	What's the definition of a Binghamton optimist?
	A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.

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	"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an
	entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have
	summer here?" 

	
	"Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it
	was on a Wednesday." 

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	A newcomer to Binghamton arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the
	next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and
	the day after that. He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and
	asks out of despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around
	here?" The kid says, "How do I know? I'm only 6."