Smuggling


 While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped
 by a guard who pointed to two  sacks the man had on his shoulders.

	"What's in the bags?"
 	"Sand,"  said the cyclist.
 	"Get them off - we'll take a look," said the  guard.

 The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving  they
 contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his
 shoulders and continued across the border.

 Two weeks later, the same  thing happened. Again the guard demanded to
 see the two bags, which  again contained nothing but sand. This went on
 every week for six  months, until one day the cyclist with the sand
 bags failed to appear.  A few days later, the gaurd happened to meet the
 cyclist downtown. 

	"Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you 
	were smuggling something across the border. I won't say a word - 
	but what is it you were smuggling?"

	 "Bicycles!"






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