A Dog in Shul

 A man walks into shul with a dog. The shammas runs up to him and says,

"Pardon me, this is a House of Worship! You can't bring your dog in
 "What do you mean?" says the man, "This is a Jewish dog. Look!"
 And the shammas looks carefully and sees that in the same way that a St.
 Bernard carries a brandy barrel around its neck, this dog has a tallis bag
 around his.
 "Spot," says the man, "daven!".

 "Woof!" says the dog,  stands up on his hind legs, opens the tallis bag, 
 takes out a kipa, and puts  it on his head.  "Woof!" says the dog again, 
 opens the tallis bag, takes out a tallis and puts it around his neck. "Woof, 
 woof! says the dog, takes out a siddur and starts to daven.
 "That's fantastic," says the shammas, "absolutely amazing, incredible! You
 should take him to Hollywood, get him on television, get him in the movies;
 you could make a million dollars off of him!"
 "Oy!" says the man, "You talk to him. He wants to be a doctor."

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