A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the 
	bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
	and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a

	She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with
	you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy 
	is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

	After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
	at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
	student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing

	To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

Back to Lori's Humor Page
Back to Lori's Home Page