Poor Lisa's birthday came and went. Her husband Steve had
seemingly forgotten to buy her anything for her birthday. That night
while in bed, she decided to bring up the incident. "Well, for your
last birthday", Steve said, "I bought you a very nice hockey stick
and you never use it. So, I decided not to buy you anything else
until you do". Lisa, understandably a little upset, held back her
tears and sunk into the pillows.
So the months pass and finally it's Steve's birthday. He got all
dressed up and he and Lisa went out for a beautiful meal. After the
meal, Lisa presents him his birthday gift and she gives him a little
peck on the cheek and a big smile. Intrigued, Steve enthusiastically
unwraps it to find a certificate for a burial plot.
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