Parents' Dictionary


DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
     
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the 
	strained carrots.
     
FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.
     
GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even 
	though they're sure you're not raising them right.
     
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
     
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything 
	we say.
     
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings
     
PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry 
	shoes into it.
     
SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.
     
STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and 
	to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
     
TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
     
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to 
	make those familiar grunting noises.
     
VERBAL: able to whine in words
     
WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house





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