A Little Office Prayer


    Grant me the serenity
    To accept the things I cannot change,
    The courage
    To Change the things I cannot accept,
    And the Wisdom
    To hide the bodies of those people
    I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
    And also,
    Help me to be careful
    Of the toes I step on today as they
    May be connected to the ass
    That I might have to kiss tomorrow.


                       -Amen






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