The REAL Mother-in-Law

 A Jewish town had a shortage of men for wedding purposes, so they had 
 to import men from other towns. One day a groom-to-be arrived on a 
 train, and two mother-in-laws-to-be were waiting for him, each 
 claiming ownership on him. 
 A rabbi was called to solve the problem. After a few minutes of 
 thought, he said: "If this is the situation, you both want the groom, 
 we'll cut him in half and give each one of you half of him."
 To this replied one woman: "If that's the case, give him to the other 
 The rabbi said: "Do that. The one willing to cut him in half, is the 
 real mother-in-law!"

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