MIR Accident Report


After extensive investigation by both the Russian and US space agencies,
spokespersons from both organizations announced that they have
determined the cause for the accident which has placed the station and
its resident personnel in jeopardy.  In a terse statement at a recent
press conference, Soviet and US space agency spokespersons said
Thursday: "We have concluded joint investigations concerning this
potentially tragic accident and each nation's team, separately, has
arrived at identical conclusions for this incident.  The accident was
caused by one thing and one thing only:

     OBJECTS IN MIR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR!







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