Why We Oppose Men's Ordination to the Priesthood

   1.Because man's place is in the army. 
   2.Because no really manly man wants to settle disputes other than
	by fighting about it. 
   3.Women would not respect men dressed in skirts. 
   4.Because men are too emotional to be priests. Their conduct at
	football matches, in the army, at political conventions shows 
	this, while their innate tendency to appeal to force and 
	violence renders them unfit to represent Jesus. 
   5.Because some men are so handsome they will distract women
   6.If the Church is the Bride of Christ, and bishops are as husbands
	to the Church, all priests should be female.

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