Problems with Lipstick

(a supposedly true story from the Beaverton School District, Beaverton, Oregon)

 A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older
 girls starting to use lipstick.  When applying it in the bathroom they would
 then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
 Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it.  He gathered all
 the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with
 them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal
 and the school custodian waiting for them.
 The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to
 clean the mirror every night.  He said he felt the ladies  did not fully
 understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness
 just how hard it was to clean.  The custodian then demonstrated.  He took a
 long brush on a handle out of a box.  He then dipped the brush in the nearest
 toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
 That was, apparently, the last day the girls pressed their lips on the

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